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Stuff Today - Issue 9430
Friday 22 May 2026
St. Gatwick's Day - patron saint of lost luggage
Today's Cryptid: Yeti
The Deeper Meaning Of Liff
KENILWORTH, n.
A measure. Defined as that proportion of a menu which the waiter speaks that you can actually remember.
The Devil's Dictionary
MARRIAGE, n.
The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
Roger's Profanisaurus
MISS HASTINGS, n.
An ugly woman who is in fact the least ugly woman in one's environs. From the heavily be-uglywomanned Sussex seaside town.Astonishingly Uninteresting Fact
The first jigsaw puzzle was created by map maker John Splisbury who mounted one of his maps on a sheet of hardwood. He proceeded to cut around the borders of each country use a fine saw
Poem Of The Day
Krypton
There once was an element called Krypton,
Who's invisible so when I tripped on
This rare inert gas
I felt like a spaz
Who'd ended up going to Skipton.
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