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Mike Stools

A Postcard From Cairo

A Postcard From Paris

A Song In my Heart

ArseEnders - Theme For An Imaginary Soap

Auntie Brenda's Pheasant

Bollocks

Born To Be A Cunt

Brian Is A Cunt

Come To Grimsby

Dining At The 'Y'

Finger On The Button

Go East Young Man

Great Fat Hairy Arseholes

Homework: Write A Poem Expressing The Horrors Of War

I Walked On Golden Sandwiches

I Walked On My Own Feet A Bit

I Want A Wee Wee

Let's Swap Snot

Look At Me I'm Wonderful

My Old Man's A Dustman

Ode On Shim's Birthday

Ode To A Large Dog

Ode To A Small Dog

Ode To My Stapler

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The Breakfast Song

The Glisten On The Aubergine

The Secret Life Of The Wheat Crunchie

Washing Up In The Nude

When Reverend Tompkinson Got Tourettes

Bollocks

Poem Three
Hee hee

Mike Stools (b. 1962)

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